Hey you, Social Media User! Are you properly protected?
San Diegoâ€™s Gary Gallywhagger, father of four, reports open sores after promiscuous poking on Facebook.
â€œIâ€™m a good father, make an honest living as an online marketer, and then this happens,â€ says Gallywhagger. â€œI was just poking around for fun. I seem to have the worst luck.â€
Gallywhagger claims his friends pressured him into adding application after application and poking him and poking him. â€œI tried to say no but they kept pressuring me.â€
A recent study released by the CDC (Centers for Disease Control & Prevention,) the nationâ€™s leading authority for credible health information, cited one out of six men over the age 40 are at risk for…
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