Facebook Reports Open Sores

Hey you, Social Media User! Are you properly protected?

San Diego’s Gary Gallywhagger, father of four, reports open sores after promiscuous poking on Facebook.

“I’m a good father, make an honest living as an online marketer, and then this happens,” says Gallywhagger. “I was just poking around for fun. I seem to have the worst luck.”

Gallywhagger claims his friends pressured him into adding application after application and poking him and poking him. “I tried to say no but they kept pressuring me.”

A recent study released by the CDC (Centers for Disease Control & Prevention,) the nation’s leading authority for credible health information, cited one out of six men over the age 40 are at risk for…

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Facebook Reports Open Sores